I hate waking up. Prying myself out of bed is easily the worst part of my day, I DESPISE it. I love laying all snuggled and warm in mounds of blankets. Usually by this time Matt is up and functional (like normal humans) so I lay across the ENTIRE bed. On ALL the pillows. Cacooned in down and flannel...dreaming about sleeping longer.
But NO.
NO Friggin Bob.
I hate you Bob.
Especially when you use the phrase "At home winner". I don't feel like an "at home winner" watching the fat troll on the back row double timing her hook upper cut combos, while I am struggling just to keep time. I don't feel like an "at home winner" while everything in my house (including my FAT) is shaking like a size 12 earthquake because McFatty is doing jumping jacks in her living room. And I DEFINATLY don't feel like an "at home winner" when I pull my cooter trying to do SIDE LUNGES.
Friggin BOB.
Anyways. I did it. I got up this morning and worked out with FRIGGIN BOB. And I did my squats. I did my lunges (even the side ones). And PUSH UPS. Which I hate almost as much as being called "at home winner". I only yelled at him like 3 times, and I think I will move onto Bootcamp Program Number 2 soon. I'm hoping Program Number 2 will help my muffin top issues. Apparently #1 is to eliminate boobs. Possibley it works it's way down as you progress. By the end of all three you finally get rid of the butt and thighs. All I know is there is an inner tube around my waist...and I aint on a boat.
Food Log:
Apple
english muffin w/peanut butter (250 cals)
1 serving mini rice cakes (70 cals)
string cheese (50 cals)
1 pint beer (110 cals)
serving unsalted almonds (100 cals)
4 chicken nuggets (170 cals)
small fry (230 cals)
diet dr pepper
liter of water
giant coffee w/cream cinnimon, splenda (100 cals)
yeah, that Bob! I hate his jumping jacks cause they go on for like a hour---then he'll say.."jump rope"- I just did an hour of jumping jacks for God's sake!! So you really need to put hte money you used to spend on food towards a Wii- cause those little people make you feel so good about yourself. I enjoy cheering my mini mii to "spin harder" while I'm twirling 7 hula hoops at one time!!! I enjoy throwing snowballs at my mii friends- Connor, Jordan (especially Jordan)Michael Jackson and Neena!! I can burn about 4 calories a shot!!! I have a whole crowd cheering me on when I do "advanced step". I tell ya- you get the wii and I will get you the fit plus! Deal? Kick Bob to the curb---he is a skinny punk anyway!! Love you/
ReplyDeleteI hate losing boobs first too. Stinks. BUT - it will be worth it when the rest catches up! :) I've been keeping a food log - thank you, Meg for your leadership - and its working. I'm also keeping a fitness log which helps alot. I'm with Mary on the Wii thing - it tells you how many calories you burn, so you can immediately deduct them from your intake! Now, that's motivating! According to Jillian, I am suppose to eat about 1200 cals a day to lose 2 pounds a week...hmmm...like I told ya - not quite workin. I'm not giving up though. Today, I'm a winner too. Have lost a total of 6 lbs since October! It is finally starting to drop. I think it is the food log - really. Makes a huge difference in what I allow myself to eat. If I cheat, I cheat alot less than I would if not recording it. Thanks again, Megan for doing this to inspire us all!
ReplyDeleteHey - another option and a free one at that - http://www.mypyramid.gov/ let's you analyze your diet and has great information about nutrition etc. USDA sponsored..
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