Hi guys.
How are you.
OK, ok, back to what you really want to know. I am going into major work at work. I am going into I'm lucky if I eat days at work. I will be running around like a crazy lady for the next two weeks, so sorry kids, if I can't play with you.
Sunday, I did my Latin Beatz DVD while Matt was sleeping on the couch...apparently all the shaking, cha cha chaing and mamboing woke him up, because by the time I was yelling at dude whom I choose to call the Girating Rapist (his facial expressions are very creepy/disturbing) Matt was laughing so hard I am pretty sure he was burning more calories then me...But I persevered, and worked it right up until I shimmied so hard I think I moved a rib...I think next time I should wear a slutty skirt like the girls do on the video. That should help right?
Yesterday I felt like dog doo and walked to work...it was raining. It sucked.
In other news Jillian is taunting me from the DVD stack next to the TV. I can hear her yelling out of the box...but guess what Jillian??? I have to work...like REAL people do. Like REAL people who can't afford your 30 dollar wieght loss supplements from Wal Mart. Or your fancy "Cleanse" products...you know what those are...expensive doculax YALL. Nobody needs 30 dollar laxitives...NOBODY...And as much as I hate the Jillian Michaels coorperation...I friggin KNOW those mountian climbers are gonna make my ass so hard you could bounce a penny off it. How do I know this...cause that SHIT HURTS! Pants are loose...but I'm still rockin a pretty sweet beer gut. Unfortunatley by boobies are shrinking like a snowman in June, and I dislike it. It seems the fat is simply sliding down my body and redepositing itself in a donut starting at my belly button and ending at my butt crack. Does Jillian have a pill for this...Dont think so...skinny bitch.
Anyways. No real workout today. FAIL in that dept.
FOOD.
whole wheat bagel, 1 tbsp lowfat cream cheese
coffee, splenda, cream
water
wine...uh alot
turkey-apple-meatball wrap with plain yogurt and hummus (you have NO idea how good this was!)
PS Auntie Em...I won't quit..
LOVE IT!!! Try to remember to live in balance when you are working so hard. little boobies look good in halter top 'kini's. My big breast look like they are screaming "look at me" in the halter top!! enjoy the "little ladies"!!
ReplyDeleteSo how much do you think the big boobies weight? If they weight 1 to 1 1/2 each then you may have lost 2 - 3 pounds. Just a thought. but I agree with you may. Why pay 30 for cleansing products when Phillips Milk Mag works just as well?
ReplyDeletei'm with ya Meg - it's not fair that the boobies go when you lose weight. i have the exact same problem. unfortunately that is the last place i gain weight... so it goes everywhere else before getting there and then the first place to go. it would be nice to have the big boobs to cover my jello belly for a little longer! by the way - i say skip the 30 dollar cleansing products too... in fact skip all "cleansing" products. how are you going to show off the new bod if you are in the crapper all the time? haha
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