So I go to the gym now. Sorry Bob, but I am now a proud member of the YMCA...Dammit now that song is in my head...anyways, I have been going to the gym around 5:00pm because "Say Yes to the Dress" reruns are on from 5:00-6:00 and it keeps me motivated to stay on the treadmill. I hate HATE HATE running, so I wear my butt shoes and walk on level 15 incline to kick my ass. It gets my heart rate up, makes me sweat like a man, and makes my gluteus maximus BURN the next day. I think it would still be nice to have Bob there with me...but for now Randy at Klienfelds will have to do.
Eating habits are sucking right now. I am not even going to lie. I ate chicken fingers yesterday, and guess what...THEY WERE GOOD. And then, it was Monday night football, so obviously I had a pitcher of beer and pulled pork nachos...FATTY FAT FAT!!! But Lawd Have Mercy...it. was. goooooood. The sweet saucy pulled pork mixes with cheese, sour cream, guacamole, salsa, in all its fattening delicious, calories busting goodness....so worth the bloated guilt one faces the day after. Overall the night of gluttony was phenomenal until I dropped a huge piece of pork into my beer....obviously I kept drinking it, until the pork particles just started grossing me out too much...even fat girls have a limit ya know. Although the BBQ sauce sweetened/complemented the flavor of my Octoberfest...Beer just isn't supposed to be chunky...
Today, however, I believe that oven roasted vegetables and some sort of non-fried meat item will be dinner...at least thats the plan...will update on vegetable status soon.
Thanks to "My Dress", I will kindly refer to her as "Pearl" from here on out, I have realized that dropping tons of weight is not what I need or want to do. "Pearl" has a corset to suck in all my fat (woot!). "Pearl" was designed to make Megan M. Tracy's curves look bangin....oh Pearl...when will you be mine? She is just magical in every way...I haven't stopped thinking about her ever since her luxurious fabric hugged my body in all the right ways...ever since me, mom, and sister were tearing up in a dressing room...ever since....oh pearl. My new goal is to tone up the arms, and to make my butt look AWESOME. And to get rid of my muffin top...or in my case cupcake top, as I do not eat any muffins, but indulge way too much on cupcakes...mmm cupcakes....
Snap out of it Meg! No cupcakes for you!
Now that I know the dress, I need to find me some SHOES yall.
We are YMCA members too... it is a little annoying to get the damn song in your head everytime you see the sign! ha. but it's reasonably priced and ours has a great outdoor pool which is why we joined in the first place :)
ReplyDeletethe pork sounds awesome... as does the pitcher of beer! i'm totally jealous over that. keep up the hard work on the treadmill! you are my hero... i am not much of a runner especially now. good luck with the cupcake top! it'll be gone in no time! :)
Good luck on shoes! I have been having the hardest time. I wanted heels, but also wanted to be able to dance ALL night in my heels. I first went with tall and cute heels, now I'm down to low and more modest heels. I may dye them a color to make them a little more interesting.
ReplyDeleteI am curious about your shoe decision, and how will you decide what shoe is the shoe.