Gymtastic

So I hit the gym today doing 15 minutes on 4 different cardio machines and then lifted weights. Still feeling slightly motivated I did "Carmen Electra's Cardio Striptease" (thanks cousin Stephanie).

I felt like the biggest idiot EVER. Here I am in my butt shoes, capri sweat pants, and a giant shirt that says "GREEN MONSTAH" trying to get my sexy on. NOT SEXY. I felt no increase in my heart rate other than the paranoia that Matt was going to walk in at any minute while I was doing my slut squats. Oh, how wonderful webcam would be for you...although absolutely mortifying to me. I am convinced that NOBODY can look sexy during "Carmen Electra's Cardio Striptease" EXCEPT Carmen Electra. I will save my slut squats for another day.

I need to get back into watching what I eat. I fell off the veggie wagon into a pile of pastry, ice cream, and cupcakes....no good. Well, they were good, trust me, but I am feeling a little round lately. Today I have eaten: fat free pudding, chicken, 2 pickels, and about 400 almonds...more like 17...but still. I feel GROSS. Maybe it's because at the gym my sweat kinda smelled like pickle juice.....ewww.

Shower for me...might practice my sexy walk on the way there...