Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Hills Have Eyes, and 5 pound dumbells...


I like to lift weights while looking at skinny people. I do lunges, squats, and arm reps whilst watching "The Hills" and "The City" on MTV. Deep down, I know that Audrina does NOT work out...my assumption is she fills her body with vodka and tonic and doesn't eat other than that. Because I am a fat girl with a real job and cannot ever "do" that whole booze diet, I make myself workout while fulfilling my trashy TV addiction. I might just implement this rule for all trashy TV. Imagine if I lifted weights for all of the Bachelorette?! 2 hours of reps! HOLY ARMS! This MUST be healthier than what I usually do during the Bachelorette...scream at the tv about how cookoo bananas that Kasey guy was, talk about how busted Ali's weave is, and pretty much make fun of myself for watching it...but I love it...what was this blog about...?

Oh exercise. And Fat Brides.

Speaking of Fat Brides...when do I get to eat cake? Aren't there supposed to be cake tastings sometime? I want a cake dinner...NOW. I am looking at cakes all the time, which is why I am hungry all the time. How the heck can I loose weight when I have to make a "Cake Section" of the Wedding Binder, a whole neatly labeled section with nothing but photos of cakes....delicious, frosting topped, buttercream filled, wonderful looking, I will lick this sheet of paper photos...of CAKES...I'm so screwed. Here are some I found today....


I love this white cake...simple...but look at that ICING! I just want to SHOVE my FACE IN!!!











Matt and I both Love this super fun yellow cake!













How about a Cupcake Cake?















Ok, Im starving...salad for me, but I'll pretend it's cake...

3 comments:

  1. I vote for the cupcake cake too! All three are cool though, so you can't go wrong. :)

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