Hmph.

So, I have been consuming nothing but rice cakes and beer.

I realize this may not be the best diet. I realize Bob would NOT approve. But to be perfectly honest, I have no real hunger. I drink water/crystal light too. I am completely unmotivated to do anything other than listen to Van Morrison and paint. Exercise doesn't feel like a priority right now because I am incredibly busy making the perfect Pandora Radio Station (which Takes ALOT of effort) and checking facebook.

I have been painting like crazy. I have been reading. Catching up on Sammy's Days of Our Lives. Dr.Oz popped a giant blister on TV this morning. Almost threw up because Dr. Oz popped a giant blister on TV this morning. Watering the garden I planted. Staring intently at the garden I planted trying to will it to grow faster. Doing sudoku. Playing Spider Solitare. Majong Tiles. Standing in front of the pantry but never feel like eating anything so I don't. I apply to another crappy retail job every day. Today I am pretty sure I hit job hunting rock bottom. I applied to be a "Tanning Consultant". I think real rock bottom will be when I don't get a job offer to BE a "Tanning Consultant". Sorry this is so sad. I think I am in a funk.

FOOD

Coffee (x2)

1/4 a bagel with olive oil

rice cake