It's disgusting up here. It's a brown and grey slushy disgusting mess. And it's friggin cold. Ew. I hate hate hate winter. And it's ONLY JANUARY!!! AHHHHHHHHH. On top of that, the City of Providence apparently doesn't think that people walk outside. At least that is how it seems considering not a damned sidewalk has been cleared by the city. It was dangerous. treacherous. it was downright deadly trying to walk to the train station today (a light 1.5 mile walk in freezing water, ice, and massive snowbanks). I busted my ass at least 4 times. And lemme tell you, nothing worse that falling on your ass in front of a line of total strangers in their comfy warm vehicles who you know are laughing and pointing at the chubby girl in a giant brown puffer jacket and skinny jeans with a massive wet spot on her ass who is cursing rather violently at the whole situation. You try it. See how it feels.
Suck it winter.
On a better note. My sweet nephew, Sir Kellum Tracy is coming home from the hospital today, making me hate the whole "Living in New England" thing a little be more. I want to hold him and cuddle him and gush like my whole family is doing down south. I am so jealous I can't take it!
I am so jealous I made a wedding inspiration board to keep my spirits up.
I hope you like it. And it brightens your spirits the way it brightened mine. Now, if my ass would just dry...
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